|In related news, there probably is no "real" Bruce Dreckman in this alternative, windless, universe.|
Really? -1 MPH for the wind? What does that mean, even? Someone had to actually code the page that way, not to just put zero (since it's an indoor stadium, I understand zero), but -1?
Is this like when you put hot food in your mouth and start trying to do the "reverse blowing" (aka, sucking) in air somehow believing this to be an effective way of cooling your flaming tongue?
I cannot explain this.